Thursday, March 20, 2014

Hot Wings

This is a two part dream, unusual in that I woke up after the first part and then continued a second dream in the same physical location, with slight differences.

Part one...
I'm walking down Rockville Pike alone when I notice a guy I think I know. I follow him a ways and he goes off road. He turns around and notices there's a few people following him. He tells the others to scram and we start walking back to the road together. Geno is now with us and the guy suggests we go get something to eat at the mall. Only we go to the shopping center where CompUSA and putt putt used to be.

There's an interior area we walk around in looking for a place to get his "100 Buffalo wings for $50". He is willing to pay $20 which means it would cost Geno and I $30 for 66. We cannot find the restaurant and give up looking. My sister (this is only part of dream she appears) wants to buy a video game strategy guide and I let her use my credit card.

We go outside to the food court hoping there's a place there. In the corner of the food court there is a video game shop. We pass it by looking for somewhere to eat. We don't find one and split off from the other guy. I decide I want to get a Final Fantasy game from the shop, we make our way over but when we arrive it is closed, as are most of the other stores near it. The lights in the cafeteria go out and we make our way to an exit. Instead of being a mall we step into an airport. Then I wake up.

Part two...
We (Geno and I) drive to the shopping center (same one as before) and park in what used to be the cafeteria (but in reality is the parking lot) and see a shop in the corner that catches our eye. I don't know what we thought it was but we go inside.

The attendant explains to us that they offer discount SRS for anyone who is willing to have sex with their horse. We have little money and since they are offering to do it right now without any waits I decide to take them up on the offer. They do the operation which looks great, intact it was magical as there was no swelling or anything and appeared to be a fully functional vagina.

They bring the horse out which mounts me, the store windows are open and the door unlocked so I am worried about people seeing. Geno is standing beside me holding my hand as the very small horse thrusts in and out. The horse stops without coming and I ask Geno if he wants to eat me out. He says no and that its icky down there because of the horse. Instead the female attendant gets down between my legs and starts to lick me clean. Another male attendant leaves the store. A second male attendant asks me if I want him to fuck me since Geno won't. I tell him no. The first male attendant returns with his dick in a pink condom which I think is a strap on until he's about to put it inside. I knock it away at the last second and grab it telling him I said NO.

I tell them I have to pee and am led to a back room where I do my business with a vagina for the first time. I wipe myself clean and am about to leave the store with Geno when I remember there's one more thing I need. I go up to the female clerk and ask her about dilation. She informs me they have many sets but first that she needs to get my foot size for complimentary sandals. She puts a pair of flip flops on my feet which I inform her I hate. She then goes in the back room and comes out with an identical pair to the ones I'm already wearing. Also with her are a bunch of wires that I am supposed to connect. I connect a few before telling her to forget about them and Geno and I leave the store. I then find myself alone walking down a curved residential street to go home. I wake up.

The second part of this dream, while very weird, was not unpleasant. I am transgender and getting SRS or having a vagina in my dreams is always a mixed blessing. I rarely dislike these dreams, though when I wake up I am always sad that it was a dream instead of real. This can leave me depressed anywhere from a few hours to the whole day depending on how much I enjoyed the dream. This one was weird enough that apart from the disappointment of waking up and finding it was a dream, I doubt it will leave me in a foul mood.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Weird but not unpleasant

I would like to start off by saying two things, the first is that my sleep has been all over the place the last few days because of the heat. I have been unable to get more than 4 hours sleep in any one rest for almost a week. The next is I may have ate some bad mushrooms. I don't meant the psychedelic kind, but rather some white button mushrooms that have gone slightly off. I've read that eating food that has gone off can have an effect on dreams, soothsayers used to take curdled milk before bed as an example.

The dream begins with my mother and I visiting some of her friends, they live in a townhouse in greenbelt. While my mother is talking with her friends I suggest to their daughter, named Alicia, that we leave the old farts to themselves and go get a bite to eat. She agrees and we end up at a fast food pizza place. We sit together laughing and talking awhile until the manager comes over to us and tells us he has to close the store because its getting late. Alicia suggests that we lock the doors when we are ready to go and the manager agrees on the condition that we take our trash out and put it in the dumpster ourselves. We continue to talk for awhile and eventually get ready to leave.

Alicia leaves me her trash and goes to the car and sits in the back seat. While I am throwing away the trash someone else from the store starts yelling at me about staying away from the dumpster, assuming I'm a hobo just looking for scraps. I explain the deal we had with the manager and he let's me go. I hop into the drivers seat and start driving back to Alicia's house. She's in the back laying on her side and she begins talking about her past dates. She tells me all her past boyfriends have always taken her out to eat and then straight home without the slightest bit on intimacy. I reach into the backseat and place my hand on her thigh telling her she's a very nice pretty girl. She starts sobbing about just wanting someone to love her. I slide my hand up her thigh more and just rub. She turns over and her sobs start to turn into giggles.

When she gets to the point that she is no longer sobbing at all I bring my hand up to her panties to rub her. I'm surprised to find instead of a vagina she has a small penis. I begin to stroke her through the fabric and she starts to moan. I climb in the backseat so I can better stroke her, all the while trying to drive with a detached wheel. After nudging a couple cars that simply drive off, she suggests we head somewhere quiet.
We end up in Silver Spring looking for an alley, we find one but when we turn into it it turns out to be a market alley with bright lights and a bunch of people shopping. I back out and Alicia is about to give up on going anywhere when I suggest I take her home to my place. My mother would still be at her parents so I knew it would be empty.

We end up in my room and I strip her down. She's so tiny, not even 5 feet tall. Her penis is a dark brown while the rest of her is like milk chocolate. I admire her body for a couple minutes while she blushes. She snaps me out of it when she tells me its only fair that she see me naked now. I go out into the hall way and strip off my shorts and panties but leave my shirt on. I grab a condom from the bathroom and return to Alicia. She is laying on the bed slowly stroking herself. I lean down and kiss her nipple and then her lips softly. She begins to rub my penis and then notices some panties on the floor. She tells me I'm a bad girl for not introducing myself to her. I tell her my name is Sarah and jokingly ask her what her name is.

We kiss for awhile before I slip the condom on her penis, the condom is too large for her and it barely barely stays on. I get down on the edge of the bed and begin to suck on her head. I suck on her penis for a long time before moving back up to kiss her lips. While kissing her I use one hand to play with her nipples and the other to stroke her shaft. She moans and starts to come. I get down between her legs and suck some more while she's coming. She moans louder and louder and I stop sucking but continue to stroke. The condom looks like a water balloon with how much she has come. Once she has stopped I slip the condom off her and suck her clean, she is laughing about the size of the condom and we go into the bathroom together to empty it. As we pour it down the sink she slips into my mothers bedroom. I follow her into it and explain that it used to be my room. As she lays down on the bed and signals me to join her I wake up.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Introduction

Hi, I am Sarah. I occasionally have some really weird dreams that I would like to save to revisit later. I'm going to post them here because they can be very interesting and some people may get a kick out of them. I wont be posting all my dreams, only those that I enjoyed or found interesting enough that I would like to remember them in the future.

Knowing me, most of these dreams will probably be sexual in nature. They may not be suitable for children or safe for work. If you have a problem with sort of content, I advice you to read my other blog instead which will be child suitable and safe for work. I will link from that blog to this blog should I post here, and I will mark if it is unsuitable.

I have multiple sleeping disorders which may or may not influence the weirdness of my dreams.