Hot Wings

This is a two part dream, unusual in that I woke up after the first part and then continued a second dream in the same physical location, with slight differences.

Part one...
I'm walking down Rockville Pike alone when I notice a guy I think I know. I follow him a ways and he goes off road. He turns around and notices there's a few people following him. He tells the others to scram and we start walking back to the road together. Geno is now with us and the guy suggests we go get something to eat at the mall. Only we go to the shopping center where CompUSA and putt putt used to be.

There's an interior area we walk around in looking for a place to get his "100 Buffalo wings for $50". He is willing to pay $20 which means it would cost Geno and I $30 for 66. We cannot find the restaurant and give up looking. My sister (this is only part of dream she appears) wants to buy a video game strategy guide and I let her use my credit card.

We go outside to the food court hoping there's a place there. In the corner of the food court there is a video game shop. We pass it by looking for somewhere to eat. We don't find one and split off from the other guy. I decide I want to get a Final Fantasy game from the shop, we make our way over but when we arrive it is closed, as are most of the other stores near it. The lights in the cafeteria go out and we make our way to an exit. Instead of being a mall we step into an airport. Then I wake up.

Part two...
We (Geno and I) drive to the shopping center (same one as before) and park in what used to be the cafeteria (but in reality is the parking lot) and see a shop in the corner that catches our eye. I don't know what we thought it was but we go inside.

The attendant explains to us that they offer discount SRS for anyone who is willing to have sex with their horse. We have little money and since they are offering to do it right now without any waits I decide to take them up on the offer. They do the operation which looks great, intact it was magical as there was no swelling or anything and appeared to be a fully functional vagina.

They bring the horse out which mounts me, the store windows are open and the door unlocked so I am worried about people seeing. Geno is standing beside me holding my hand as the very small horse thrusts in and out. The horse stops without coming and I ask Geno if he wants to eat me out. He says no and that its icky down there because of the horse. Instead the female attendant gets down between my legs and starts to lick me clean. Another male attendant leaves the store. A second male attendant asks me if I want him to fuck me since Geno won't. I tell him no. The first male attendant returns with his dick in a pink condom which I think is a strap on until he's about to put it inside. I knock it away at the last second and grab it telling him I said NO.

I tell them I have to pee and am led to a back room where I do my business with a vagina for the first time. I wipe myself clean and am about to leave the store with Geno when I remember there's one more thing I need. I go up to the female clerk and ask her about dilation. She informs me they have many sets but first that she needs to get my foot size for complimentary sandals. She puts a pair of flip flops on my feet which I inform her I hate. She then goes in the back room and comes out with an identical pair to the ones I'm already wearing. Also with her are a bunch of wires that I am supposed to connect. I connect a few before telling her to forget about them and Geno and I leave the store. I then find myself alone walking down a curved residential street to go home. I wake up.

The second part of this dream, while very weird, was not unpleasant. I am transgender and getting SRS or having a vagina in my dreams is always a mixed blessing. I rarely dislike these dreams, though when I wake up I am always sad that it was a dream instead of real. This can leave me depressed anywhere from a few hours to the whole day depending on how much I enjoyed the dream. This one was weird enough that apart from the disappointment of waking up and finding it was a dream, I doubt it will leave me in a foul mood.